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Post by Mewn on Oct 3, 2016 22:19:27 GMT -6
Lol, CROATOAN!!!
I saw theories of Gaga being Satan 
Yeah, I believe that was pig man before Gaga intercepted during the Tomisin's exile....which makes my "Evan Peters is totz the pig man" theory stronger 'cuz that would mean he was technically in the episode (since again he was mentioned in the credits).  Oooo, that would work too. That would be really sweet too if she is. o.o I know you're probably right but I'm still so bummed...  why does he have to be the creepy ass pig man... ;_; I kinda wish Eric Stonestreet was in more seasons. LAWL! welp, maybe he's a cutie under the pig head >.>;;;; he did dye his hair red for the show.
I had that same feeling but with Dylan McDermott lol
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Post by Admin on Oct 4, 2016 23:14:48 GMT -6
AHS has been renewed for another season by FX.
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Post by Mewn on Oct 5, 2016 16:46:17 GMT -6
AHS has been renewed for another season by FX.
I also heard that Ryan only planned to have 8 seasons in total??? Which makes me kind of sad. |
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Post by Mewn on Oct 5, 2016 23:32:03 GMT -6
Okay episode 4 thoughts and reactions:
So, Gaga is a Druid Witch? That gained more power when coming to the new land and is even more powerful during the red moon.
Lol @ Cricket, I'm going to miss him >.> asking about gay pay and "murdering" for a Coke Zero LOL
ALSO CRICKET TRADING MATT'S DICK FOR INFO FROM GAGA WAS HILARIOUS, WTF? hahaha.
The whole mass sacrifice thing reminds me of cult culture, like they're saying this was one of the original cults.
I was expecting more Pig Man origin this episode, I mean we did see more of Piggy, but just him killing and scaring people.
BUT a Gaga origin story is also great...so I was (obviously) fangirling that >.> they didn't say the whole truth about her though, if she has the power, she probably could stop it all.
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Post by meo on Oct 8, 2016 17:15:28 GMT -6
Halfway mark for the season. Gotta say that I feel disappointed. Just not feeling this season at all. |
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Post by Mewn on Oct 8, 2016 17:25:21 GMT -6
Halfway mark for the season. Gotta say that I feel disappointed. Just not feeling this season at all.
Awww, what don't you like?
I need to rewatch all the eps since they link and it's lame waiting a week.
AHS should be a netflix show so we can marathon. >.>;;; |
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Post by Mewn on Oct 13, 2016 11:00:58 GMT -6
So, we've reached the "end" of the documentary portion of this show. Shelby/Matt/Flora/Lee make it out of the house without having to be killed.
And alas, we finally see Evan Peters....so he's Dandy's (crazy brat from Freak Show) weird ass ancestor. Also gay, lol, he was quite eccentric and mean. BUT he does help Shelby/Matt/Flora escape. The ghost effects they did with his face were nifty. It's still weird that he's JUST the ancestor tho, since his name was clearly represented as a main cast member in the ending credits. I think Evan is playing a dual role this season.
Ooo I was happy to see Francis Conroy this episode! As the cannibalistic mother of the hillbillies, that apparently made a pact with the butcher so they wouldn't be killed. Pollock family, hmmm.
Ah, the butcher, ye son betrayed ye and pushed ye in da fire, lol.
ummMmMM, no GAGA, so that was sad T_T I hope that isn't the end of for this season....I mean it can't be??? She's literally the one the created all of this mess.
And now it seems to show different people? They released a teaser and it's Cheyenne Jacksons leading cameras into a building. Maybe they're going to investigate the house? Or maybe the set is now haunted? Or maybe this is a whole new story, WHO KNOOOOWS! LAWL! Preview/teaser for episode 6: |
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Post by meo on Oct 15, 2016 15:42:58 GMT -6
Someone better explain to me why whatsherface gets her ankle crushed apart and she gets out of the hospital in one night This episode was better than the last though. Yay Evan <3. |
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Post by Mewn on Oct 16, 2016 20:27:56 GMT -6
Someone better explain to me why whatsherface gets her ankle crushed apart and she gets out of the hospital in one night This episode was better than the last though. Yay Evan <3.
Evan was FAB!
I missed something, in the preview, it's not "My Roanoke Nightmare" anymore, it's just "AHS: Roanoke".
So I don't think we're through with the ghosties.
Also I guess there were promo pictures of the "real" Matt and Shelby in the Roanoke house, idk if that means anything >.> if it's just promo or something more. |
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Post by meo on Oct 16, 2016 22:49:07 GMT -6
Someone better explain to me why whatsherface gets her ankle crushed apart and she gets out of the hospital in one night This episode was better than the last though. Yay Evan <3.
Evan was FAB!
I missed something, in the preview, it's not "My Roanoke Nightmare" anymore, it's just "AHS: Roanoke".
So I don't think we're through with the ghosties.
Also I guess there were promo pictures of the "real" Matt and Shelby in the Roanoke house, idk if that means anything >.> if it's just promo or something more.I kinda had wondered if they'd switch the the "real" cast getting lured back or something. Otherwise, I don't know where they'll go know with them being out of the house. Technically they didn't finish the sacrifice unless the creepy people counted in the truck so... |
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Post by Mewn on Oct 17, 2016 11:47:45 GMT -6
LAWL yeah idk, at first when they just showed them at the hotel, I was like, DID THEY NOT GO TO THE HOSPITAL? But then she came in with a cast, so whatever.
Evan was FAB!
I missed something, in the preview, it's not "My Roanoke Nightmare" anymore, it's just "AHS: Roanoke".
So I don't think we're through with the ghosties.
Also I guess there were promo pictures of the "real" Matt and Shelby in the Roanoke house, idk if that means anything >.> if it's just promo or something more. I kinda had wondered if they'd switch the the "real" cast getting lured back or something. Otherwise, I don't know where they'll go know with them being out of the house. Technically they didn't finish the sacrifice unless the creepy people counted in the truck so... Yeah, I thinking that...
Either they go back to the house directly (with the camera crew) or the set they recorded in is haunted due to telling the story and they need to go back to the house to try and stop it OR maybe Matt/Shelby/Lee/Flora DID die and those were the ghosts telling the story because they recorded it near the house oOOoOoOOOOO
ooooo another cool thing would be if Sarah Paulson/Cuba/Angela's characters were the REAL Matt and Shelby and that was real footage and the ones telling the story are the actors.
LAWL
Either way, I guess we'll semi find out on Wed. |
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Post by Mewn on Oct 27, 2016 12:01:38 GMT -6
So that was the most intense AHS episode ever 
WOW! So much killing! I enjoyed this episode a LOT, because AHS actually had the potential to being scary.
So the camera crew/producer are GONE thanks to crazy ass Agnes LOL aka da fake butcher. >_> And she wasn't done there oh no, time to whack Shelby too! But she survived >_> thanks for Cuba's character (forgot his name)...and he was all I'M GOING TO BE THE VILLAIN...more like the HERO.
Lee, Angela, and Sarah go off to find help they try to use the secret passage that we saw Evan's re-enactment of the Mott character use to help out Matt and Shelby, welp, we saw the REAL Mott ancestor (whom was totz Finn Wittrock) AND THAT WAS NO LOLECCENTRIC GHOST! Like wtf it was screaming at them! Friendly my ass! Matt and Shelby must've made up that part with the ghost helping them escape >_> (also found it funny Sarah's character thought it was her hubbeh).
EDIT: NVM FINN WAS A HILLBILLY! LOL
So those three go trekking through the damn woods (how smart), find out the whole crew is dead and magically their car also doesn't work (I wtf'd since it probz should've). And AGNES SHOWS UP AGAIN ALL BUTCHER LIKE! whoa.
They shot her but Agnes is fucking crazy GAR and ended up surviving AND taking the bullet out
So those three again in the woods find Rory (Evan Peters) hanging from a tree....effin' Sarah Paulson irked me here! LIKE BETCH RUN YER WASTING TIME THERE AND BAM! The fucking hillbilly Polk family arrives with a cattle prod! And Matt and Shelby were right about them being cannibalistic...cutting up Lee's leg and then making Angela/Sarah eat it D: dafuq....I did not recognize the actress that played the real Mama. >_>
AND BACK AT THE FUCKING HOUSE! Matt mysteriously gets the urge to go in the basement and lo and behold we see the witch (barely) trying to fuck him...and MATT WANTED HER! D: So Shelby BASHES IN HIS FUCKING HEAD LOL Cuba all DAFUQ BETCH and tells her it's all on camera, she totz guilty LAWL....also, I didn't recognize the actress that played the witch either...I thought Taissa Farmiga might be playing her but she did not look like Taissa, so now I'm thinking Taissa might be playing Priscilla?
And then toward the end Agnes is outside the house with a torch doing her butcher schpiel LAWL and suddenly the REAL butcher and colonists show up, so BYEBYE to Agnes...betch got her head sliced in half D:
I did not recognize the actress that played the real butcher also....there were rumors that Jessica Lange might show up as da butcher but from the little screen time we saw of her at the end, I do not think that was Jessica <_<
ANYWAY I AM SO READY FOR NEXT WEEK!
Preview for next week:
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why does he have to be the creepy ass pig man... ;_; I kinda wish Eric Stonestreet was in more seasons. 
and is married to Evan Peter's character.